Jeff Wishes To Dovetail Himself

The crisp old man paces in local first baptisms say office of
the church and to the secretary, "I these vloekkerk want dovetail itself."

The astonished woman answers, "I beg your gratie, the lord. I must have
understood you found oneself. What u?"

"Zei lustre omhoog, dammit! I said I at these vloekkerk want connect itself!"

"I am very sad, the lord, but that type language is not tolerated in this church."

The secretary leaves its office and concerns in the pastor's study inform him its situation.
Pastor is it once that the secretary does not have listen to that dirty language.

They both return to its office and pastor asks the old man, the "Lord, what seems be here the problem?"

"There are no vloekprobleem," the man says. "I won 200 only millions bucks in the vloekloterij and I want dovetail myself these vloekkerk to do some of this vloekgeld of the hand."

"I see," pastor said. "and this female that is you a hard time?" gives