Thursday, August 30, 2007

Jeff Wishes To Dovetail Himself

The crisp old man paces in local first baptisms say office of
the church and to the secretary, "I these vloekkerk want dovetail itself."

The astonished woman answers, "I beg your gratie, the lord. I must have
understood you found oneself. What u?"

"Zei lustre omhoog, dammit! I said I at these vloekkerk want connect itself!"

"I am very sad, the lord, but that type language is not tolerated in this church."

The secretary leaves its office and concerns in the pastor's study inform him its situation.
Pastor is it once that the secretary does not have listen to that dirty language.

They both return to its office and pastor asks the old man, the "Lord, what seems be here the problem?"

"There are no vloekprobleem," the man says. "I won 200 only millions bucks in the vloekloterij and I want dovetail myself these vloekkerk to do some of this vloekgeld of the hand."

"I see," pastor said. "and this female that is you a hard time?" gives

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Tribute to Times Past

With Subcortical structure doom

The past few decades have shown us a lot of progress in neuroscience and doom attract technology. Finally, it seems that two of the disciplines found in the integration point that no new organ makers Affectionately named "Subcortical good death." Now, to make power in the hands of death and madness of a world disgruntled layman alike exists, and you can be for a nominal fee.

In conclusion, the killing of Stephen King.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Slumlord Haiku

I to think in doubt, the kitchen of the hell to use up supply, whether or not…I who put in place the surface of the moat where in order if to be settled it waits for shelling call that I am here and approximately think of everything and am deep and is profound nothings,If I with the mud am side, calculating, having died and acting good fair my chance searched another weapon, but I think whether being me the ammunition. On that, that my war, i is not the place where it owns exactly.That it is cool, my coat now morning should be put in place, it got wet although, I use eight wooden [bi] coming stands, the representation which has the notification of hurrying should be sent. Now as for me I who upset the right of my land as a prostitution services trader the loan person chute that telephoning in excess the target of the good duck and appearance, easy goal, the mark which you can aim easily, it is the person and the auxiliary locomotive which are easy to be deceived. I must pay the point two degrees in the rank, when the building is used for this dump which presumes that, never my money entirely should not be sunk. Now as for that those does not make the road and, the bank it is maintained because me and…The laboratory of other things meth and the prostitute of a teen must be accommodated exactly, in order, intraparty permitting/inserting you see.The bird has come the spring, it can inquire about jays where I thrashers and the bird which is deceived are blue and…Siren…[haatsu]…There is shooting which it stops. It caused presumption I, I lost which rank rent in this 1, we should see. The faucet of the faucet of the faucet, sexual intercourse, this that is. “butane”? whew, as for that as “that just the crack head which is Jobe… just Th of twards of tweeny dollarz of gots” there is a rent in me, but”, me directly” truly meaning substance over weekend me, doin, truly, you obtain exactly being been Jobe where that is good in k”, remainder, me is known, it possesses eventually? “There is no person of butane problem” to be able to obtain. Problem, I have not known. Those 3 have died, my loan person is 6 human there it should insert in quality with this block which Sawayama whom tonight…He possesses that rent, there is only this time.God that directly is shitty day. As for me before being covered, whether or not it happened, after I verified anyone carrying the money of rent, the tobacco sucking/absorbing and the coffee are needed. Common practice of the methadone and four buildings of attitude, the lot of two skies, aid charge and already the wife ahead alone. As for me, it copes in order to make my mortgage in the bone which reverses the medicine which dies being dampened the pocket, there is here. Now the rain has started getting off that eagerly. I should have learned coat present.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Episcopalians say.. "We Rock!"

Upper surface of 10 reasons to be Episkopale


10. No treatment of queue.

9. You can believe in of Dinosauriere.

8. The male and female god manufactured; Us ordinieren with man and woman.

7. You should not re-examine your brains with the door.

6. bench Aerobics.

5. The year of church is farbunterlegt.

4. Free wine Sunday.

3. All Pageantry - not of the debt.

2. You do not have can swim, to receive baptized.

And reason of No one to be Episkopale:

1. It does not matter, which you believe, one jumps, to be another Episkopale at least which is with you.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Spam breakfast Borretos

Serving Size : 6 preparation time : 0:00
The categories : main dish breakfast


Measure the amount component -- how to prepare
--------------- -------------------------
1 CN spam lunch meat cubic

- (12 ounce)
4 eggs
2 Tuberculosis milk
1 tuberculosis butter or vegetable ghee
6 flour tortillas (6 ")
1 c shredded Cheddar cheese

- Divided
1 c shredded Monterey Jack

- Cheese-divided

- Chi-Chi Salsa of the Taco

- Ketchup


Heat oven to 400 'P. In bowl, beat together eggs spam
And milk. Melt butter in large pan; Add eggs
Mixture. Cook effects of Donnenis desired. Fill
Spam each tortilla with mixture and half cheeses.
Borreto roll; Seams place on the bottom side 12 k 8 "bread
Dish. Spray cheese Borretos remaining at the top.
Bake 5-10 minutes until cheese is melted away. Service
With Salsa.

Friday, August 17, 2007

$100 Bill Ass-Less Chaps

It is good very, I decided. The sign of that throat which that gift after the darkness of the main road which is solved, wants the boy of birthday, reads the angular donkey the "free crack" of time of the pants of Ralph McGill and dollar 100 and, it becomes.

Good things from bad prose...

My mind in the cross like the butterfly puts in place the nude.

Like the butterfly of the cross, my beauty puts in place the nude.

The sunlight just of my beauty being removed, and my shield of the wind you went away
Protect me. When it pulls freely, I lose everything excluding my essence. I
Freedom is obtained, what kind of cost it is huge. As for that because of me it is restricted there is pined
The place where it looks eternally from the jail of my free range? The highest where I am locked
The tower which is removed from the window sea which fights and shops pain
Death. Or murder wandering about is attached to defense, I should by my is pulled freely, is
Seeking the new wing? Large number and the solder insufficiency where is the bottle…

If it actualizes with the storm of drifting of my cocoon I to calmness,…
There is a dream of the flight which is best to the larva.

There is no imagination which is managed in the writer. They must depend on the human,
Stage for direction. As for those of control from experience, or you write
Recognition. As for me be clear thing is desired what which I write
Only I have known that the majority does not obtain joke even with weeping form

Nostalgia

Turn and see me standing alone

Walk away without another thought

Is it my fault that we are so distant

Am I too quiet for conversation

Too vauge for understanding

Too far away to return

Too serious to have fun

Too friendly to be considered more than a friend

Fine

Leave

Go to foreign lands

I've only dreamed of visiting

While some connection is still there held by a single string

I'll scream this to you while you once again pretend that I'm not there

By:MariaCorp

Me turn and see to stand alone
Without another thought away go
It is my disturbance that we are so distant
I am too calm for discussion
Also vauge for understanding
Decrease/go back too faraway
Have too seriously fun
Too friendly are considered as more than one friend
Finely
Vacation
To the strange countries go
I dreamed only about visiting
While something connection is held still there by a particular, to line up
I cry this to you, while you pretend again that I am not there

The Valve Return found Joy and Shank of Brother, rated PG-13

Darius Weems, 15 years with the Muskeldystrophie de Duchenne, its city of the birth of Athena never left, Georgien. In Summer of a 2005 and group of new universities of the university of has travelled completely the country in a verification valve the seat-accessible entrance of the attempt in America. Its final objective consisted reaching Los
Angeles.

MTV to convince, around exhibition to hit, is Mine of Zuhälter.

To adapt the return around Darius to the necessities of customer carrier of seat of rolling throughout the type that had found Joy, shank of brother the knowledge, that the life, exactly will be imperfect always in the value Return.

Germany and France sing....

Drip of rain on pinks and Whiskers to stick
Luminous boilers kupferne and hot gloves woolen
Brown paper packing in dependent top with cha$nes of characters
Those are some-of my things of favourite

Ponys cream of color and clear apple streudels
Türklingeln and sleigh bells and scraps with noodles
Wild gooses which fly with the moon on their wings
Those are some-of my things of favourite

Girl in the white behaviours with Satin-Schärpen blue
Flakes which remain on my noses and Eyelashes
The silver plated white winters which melt in springs
Those are some-of my things of favourite

If Hundebisse
If the bee of passages
If I smell sadly
I remember simply above my things of favourite
And then, I do not believe thus in bad

Late Freedom Ring! (we are rather eventual!)

Me a dream that one day this nation will increase and of true the significance of its creed will live: "We clearly hold this truths in order to be which all gecreeerde people equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the wire of the former slaves and the wire of the former owners of slave at the time of the list of fraternity will be able to go to have sat together.

I have a dream that even one day the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of the injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, in an oasis of freedom and justice will be transformed.

I have a dream that the my little children an alive festival day in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the contents of their character.

I have a dream today!

And if America a large nation must be, this must where become.

And this way freedom of the miraculous hillock tops of Van Newhampshire lets ring!

Freedom of the powerful mounts of New York lets ring!

Freedom of raising lets ring Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!

Lets ring freedom of snow-capped Rockies van Colorado!

Freedom of the curvaceous lets ring slopes of California!

But not only that: Late ring freedom of the mount of the stone of Georgia!

Late ring freedom of the mount of the expectancy of Tennessee!

Freedom of lets ring each hillock and molehill of the Mississippi!

Of each mount slope, late freedom ring!

And when this happens, when we permit freedom ring, when we leave it of each village and each hamlet, of each state and each city bells, we that day are able accelerate when the children of each of god, black people and white people, Jews and Gentiles, Protestant and the catholics might themselves dovetail, hands and in the words of the old spiritual of the world will sing:

Rather eventual! Rather eventual! God they thanks omnipotently, we are rather eventual!

The German Pussycat

What is new Pussycat? Woah, Woah
What is new Pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I have flowers
And lots hours
Spend with you.
Your nice small Pussycatnase pulverizes in such a way goes!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
I!
You and your Pussycatnase!
What is new Pussycat? Woah, Woah
What is new Pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You are like that stretching
And I am so ready
To the Obacht for you.
Your nice small Pussycatgesicht form in such a way go!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
I!
You and your Pussycatgesicht!
What is new Pussycat? Woah, Woah
What is new Pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You are delicious
And if my desires
All box come applicable
I will kiss soon your sweet small Pussycatlippen!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
I!
You and your Pussycatlippen!
You and your Pussycataugen!
You and your Pussycatnase!

Internal Placidity to Insure, to Dutch & Bizack

We the inhabitants of the United States, to form of freedom a more perfect union, justice to establish, internal placidity to insure, common defence to foresee, the common good to promote, and the blessing to protect to our and our posterity, ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America.

By people, for people, of the ground!! (Gettysburg Address, to Dutch and Back)

Celebrate score and seven year suffer our father bring ahead on this continent a new nation, in freedom, take and to the proposal dedicate that all man gecreeerde equal be. Now we have been busy with a large civil war, which can endure or that nation, or any taken and this way specific nation, thus, long tests. We are met on a large battle field of that war. We are a part of that area, as definite resting place for they come dedicate which here their life gave that which could nation live. It is totally being appropriate and correct that we this would have do. But in a larger meaning, we cannot dedicate -- we are possible not consecrate -- we are possible not hallow -- this ground. Brave people, whom and life, which wrestled here, have to completely consecrated it, far above our bad competence add if to infer. The world little note will remind, nor long what we here to say can forget, but it never what they here. It is for our life, earlier, which must be dedicated here to the incomplete work that they those here vochten to up to that point this way have progressed noblly. It is earlier for us that here to the large task must are dedicated which remains by us -- that of these commemorated the dead we take raised devotion to that cause for which they gave the last complete measure of devotion -- that we solve here highest that these deads unfruitfully died be -- that this nation will not perish, under god, a wedergeboorte of freedom -- and that the government of people, by people, for people, of the ground.

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The chicken always loud shouted in me and the boy has even done in the unlimited washroom! Very good, now my whizgiggle in them, because I have adopted megohm, the dik. 6 months and my thorn now extremely is bigger than the federation.

META!

Isao strange license

Of the thumb interest is stimulated hard “that palm, vis-a-vis Snape
You pushed that finger together, repeated the magic
Lube. Nervousness -- From Thermos nervousness,
Thermos being doubted, the knee “” it continued whisper,
The bottom of that body was raised. The worry which approximately is not, as for him
See with thermos due to kind of those which are impossible tension
That joint, and the entrance where he goes out next
With respect to strictness of wrist. The he Manon was the [bi] coming,
The finger which grasps Thermos of the depth which is and was knit
To shout loudly, with him himself the [ru]. “

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Label: lupin of snape

Because all Donne and everywhere goes.

Human thing itself is not the entire island; There are all people
There to be a self-control heart, the part of the part of the principal tube.
From Europe where the lump is small is, that is washed away
It resembled, those where territory or thy is monopolized
As follows the friend of thine which has the dependence of the promontory
That it resembled to the sea: The dying of all people regarding, I
Be related to the mankind, in everyone's bell decrease
Because you do not send, sound, therefore
Me know the condition because under; In regard to that
You sound because of thee.

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Bauhaus

One final entry item of night: You meditate the small part
Remainder by the Bauhaus Dutch human 覆 band which is not informed
(The punctuation mark which is added because of the effect).


deads to be white being transparent, blank of the black promontory
rek.
There is a stick ax in Bela Lugosi.
As for the bell in order to go away from the red which it can make a foolish mistake with the victim kloktoren
The velvet lines up.
The black box which dies.
As for vampire - the vampire… of Bela LugosiWas.

Vampire.

The pure bride who exceeds sepulchre,
That of the flower which time it loses and dies
With fatal bloom, in just the space which makes dark is expanded.

It died
Vampire.

The vampire of Bela Logosi of tellings.
The vampire comes out the embankment.

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Wednesday, 2007 August 15th
You call Confucius:

All people - person or woman, child or adult,
The believer of movement or [morumon] - it has in the same way
Profit of basic operation. When from infancy period there are we
We is possible, but in order to obtain because it is, the motive force which is tried
Possibility. We all either one learn to responsibility
There is this operation which handles in order to live in the frictional 鍊
The operation society which is in the same way specific. When being possible,
Easily movement works is influenced of [adamusu] by John,
When all individuals who that are pursue, hypothesis
The result whose gather cause his et. al ones are best the largest interest
History it has us who are expressed it cannot remain the group, it is
Actually state. Now the way it does method almost entirely
Why so it does not do with characteristic, problem. Many relationships have
It is destroyed by the activity of overactive character of one side
Or furthermore. Moral of story: There is careful threesomes.

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Peanut

It was the night when that is dark, is extreme; The rain fell in the flood,
Temporarily excluding with extreme puff, and that intervallen
The wind which it cleaned with sort was inspected (because our
As for the scene) lie, the roof and according to stirring and others and others you sound
The flame lamp whose London is scanty extremely
It fought either one vis-a-vis the darkness.

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Initializing

AM here I, what, am so there, make
Defeat hope we make the part where the daily newspaper is large: The snap read
Net. That thing large portion creates that itself with me
Value of the net has been based on relationship
Language. One time it is large being taken outside related to this
It is several such as partial him of the experience which is avoided
It is decreased directly insanity.
Now I do not do the thing inclination where a certain thing this is blog something
It is not. That is not Isao strange. That is not deep. As for that it is not possible to enjoy,
terriblly. But, hé I have by my. And at least because of 30
In order he takes in you, or the place, to read second this,
There is Zuhörerschaften which is my interest.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Artistic License

"Intrigues thumbs up tightly against his palm, Snape pressed his fingers together and repeated the magic of lubricants. The nervous -- more nervous than Thermos, suspected of Thermos continued whisper, "Please" knees lifted the bottom of his body. Not care about, he did not see in a thermos through what seemed impossible strain on his joints where he disappeared, and then the entrance up hard and fast on the wrist. He said Manon, Flutter, Entwined fingers to grip the depth Thermos who was crying loudly and Stroking himself."

All Donne up and nowhere to go..

The person is not that itself entire island; All people are the part of the part of the continent and the main pipe.If the lump is washed away, from Europe a little is, that similar, the territory or monopolized ones of the thy friend of thine as follows has the promontory depending upon the sea, that similar: As for death of all people I relate to the mankind, to decrease who whom the bell sounds, therefore because you do not send in order to know for the sake of under any condition me; As for that you sound because of thee.

On Bauhaus

One final entry for the night: a little piece to meditate on by the little-known Bauhaus dutch cover-band (punctuation added for effect).

The blank on white transparent black cape on the deads of rek.
Bela Lugosi's has pole-axes.
The bell kloktoren to leave the victims drawn off red velvet lines.
The black box dead.
Undead has been - of Bela Lugosi's undead.

Undead.

The virginal brides beyond its sepulchre,
that with dead flowers bereft of the time,
in deadly flowering, in a darkened space is only spread.

Dead
Undead.

Of tellings, Bela Logosi's undead.
Undead submits.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Confucius Says:

All people - person or the woman, the child or the adult, the movement or the mormon believer - has the similarly basic actuation gain. From childhood when we have the impetus to attempt to gain us to be able as far as possible. We all learn the responsibility by the time which rubs 鍊 this actuation to deal with in to live have the similarly inherent actuation the society. When you can easily transfer depend upon John the Adams work and the supposition, when all individuals pursue that are it the collective cause the best result in theirs biggest interest are the groups, the history has expresses us, this is not the actual situation. Like this is the way by nearly all matters, why so isn't by the sex. Many relations has wrecked by the overactive nature activity in the one side or in addition. Story morals: Is careful threesomes.

Peanuts

It was a dark and tempestuous night; rain fell in floods, except to occasional intervallen, then it by a violent puff of wind was checked which swept on the streets (for our scene is) lies and rattles along the roofs and stirring violently the scarce flame of in London that the lamps which fought against darkness.

Initialization

Am so much here I, and there are you, making, what probable we make a large part of the daily: snaps reading of the Web. It produces itself at me that the majority of the value of the Web is based on the connection of the language. Once taken outside of this connection a large part of the experience evaded, and some of their is reduced to the direct insanity.
Now I will not pretend that this is blog something that it is not. It is not artistic. It is not deep. It cannot amuse even terriblly. But, hé I bore myself. And for at least the 30 seconds, where he takes to you, in order to read this, you is my interested Zuhörerschaften.